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SubManager

Track subscriptions on all your Apple devices and get renewal reminders.

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LoLo
LoLo@lorilorai·Sep 13
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Um... 📝 Job Title Ancillary Backup Co-Submanager --- 📌 Position Summary The Ancillary Backup Co-Submanager plays a critical (but not too critical) role in ensuring that, should the Backup Submanager be temporarily unavailable, and provided the Co-Submanager is not otherwise occupied, certain minor tasks of negligible importance may eventually be addressed. --- 🛠 Responsibilities Stand by in case the Backup Submanager cannot stand by. Co-sign memos only after they’ve already been signed by everyone else. Attend meetings where attendance is optional, but attendance sheets are mandatory. Monitor the inbox for emails that are cc’d but never to: Practice nodding gravely during conference calls while remaining muted. Step in heroically to manage the breakroom snack inventory when the situation escalates. --- 🎯 Key Performance Indicators Number of paperclips aligned per fiscal quarter. Frequency of “reply all” avoided. Snack machine downtime reduced by at least 0.3%. Demonstrated ability to locate, open, and promptly misplace the correct spreadsheet. --- 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Reporting Structure Reports directly to the Backup Submanager (when present). Otherwise reports laterally, diagonally, and occasionally in circles. --- 📈 Growth Opportunities Promotion to Primary Backup Submanager-in-Waiting (pending 12 years of loyal coffee-fetching). Lateral transfer to Assistant to the Interim Deputy of Ancillary Affairs. Honorary title: Keeper of the Unfinished PowerPoint.
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